The answering machine replied 0 new calls, and 1 new message. How is this so?
jokesYou called, left a message, and said, "0 new calls and 1 new message."
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By adding a single line to the following equation. Make it correct 5+5+5=550
jokesTake away one of the + signs 545+5=550.You need to add a line on the top left side of the first addition symbol.
A man and his wife and a freind went to sail in there ship there ship sunk and his wife died they took the corpse with them on the life boat they had nothing to eat and the freind kept insisting that they eat the wife but the man says no, i wont eat my wife she deserves a proper burial. so the freind caught a pelican and they ate it later on at the bar he orders a pelican sandwich goes home and kills him self why?
jokesHe tasted a real pelican sandwich noticing that he ate his wife
I can be red or green, some people like me but some people dislikes me. For most people when they eat me... their face turns red!
jokesA chili
a man in new mexico went to mexico for 7 days on a hourse on may 12,2007 and came back on may12 2007 how is it possiable
jokesthe hourse's name is may12,2007
A man lives on the 10th floor of an apartment building. Every morning he gets up at 8:00 AM, takes the elevator down to the 1st floor and goes out to work. Every evening, he gets back at 5:30 PM, takes the elevator up to the 7th floor, and walks the remaining 3 floors up to his home. Why does he do this?
jokesHe is a midget, and therefore he can't reach the button for the 10th floor, the highest button he can reach is the one for the 7th floor!
A jester is on his way to perform for the king and is running late. He is carrying three balls and his hat. As he approaches the castles he notices he has to cross a bridge to get to the castle but the bridge has a weight limit of 160lbs. The jester alone weighs 155lbs, his hat weighs 1lb, and each one of his balls weigh 2lbs. He has to cross with everything at once because he has no time to backtrack. How does he cross without collapsing the bridge.
jokesHe places his hat on his head and begin juggling the three balls as he crosses. One ball is always in the air at all times so he weighs no more than 160lbs.
Which triangle has a bigger area: 1. A triangle with sides measuring 300, 400, and 500. 2. A triangle with sides measuring 300, 400, and 700.
jokes1. A triangle with sides measuring 300, 400, and 500. The other triangle cannot exist!
A man rode his horse Thursday and came back three days later on Thursday. How can this be?
jokesHis horse's name is Thursday.
How does a spider safely cross a highway???
jokesTake the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. (There is no 'F' in way!)