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I like my coffee like I like my women...

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with a big cup size.

Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?

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an eye

What do you call a bad Russian pool player?

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Skratchov

there is a donkey tied to a rope the rope is only 5 feet long but there is some food 20 feet awayhow can the donkey get to the food?

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the rope wasnt tied to anything!

What is long hard and full of semen?

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a submerine

You see me everyday, you surely use me. You can taste what gets on me and I help you clean, you can also feel me, and see me but what am I?

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A toothbrush.

I am lighter than a feather, but most men can't hold me for long. What am I?

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A breath.

whom who makes it, doesnt need it. whom who needs it doesnt want it, what is it

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a coffin

if a tree falls and know ones there can you hear it?

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nope because nobodys there to hear it

Round as a marble, blue as the sea, unless I am brown or grey maybe! Smile and I shine my window pane, Frown at me and down comes my rain. I see all things, but nothing I hear, sing me to sleep and I disappear. What am I?

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An Eye.