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You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip to pennyslavania and ending in New York. To start it off there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next stop 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop 5 people get off and 3 people get on. What color are the bus drivers eyes?

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You are driving the bus so the color is of course the color of your own eyes.

Three eye's have I, all in a row. When red, all freeze. What am I?

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A stoplight

A farmer brought a bag of rice grains, a chick and a fox to a river.He wanted to cross the river but the boat only have 2 seats. Hoe will he cross the river? (the chick will eat the grains and the fox will eat the chick)

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1. bring chick across. 2.brig grain across & bring chick back. 3.bring fox across. 4.bring chick across.

what animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

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A platypus.

What costs nothing, wheighs nothing but lasts a lifetime that one person cant own, but two can share

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F R I E N D S H I P

"Lucy, in the sky, with diamonds"

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John Lennon - World's Worst Cluedo Player.

Since a person uses about the same amount of energy walking 2 miles as they would running for 2 miles, would a person use more energy running for 10 minutes, walking for ten minutes, or the same amount of energy?

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Since a person running for 10 minutes would cover more distance than that same person would walking for 10 minutes, he would use more energy running for 10 minutes.

What has eyes but can't see?

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A patato

i smell bad and im fat who am i

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FAT STENCH

The many people that do it, spend money just to burn it, and it's bad for the earth and man-kind. What are we doing?

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Smoking!

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Three eye's have I, all in a row. When red, all freeze. What am I?

A farmer brought a bag of rice grains, a chick and a fox to a river.He wanted to cross the river but the boat only have 2 seats. Hoe will he cross the river? (the chick will eat the grains and the fox will eat the chick)

what animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

What costs nothing, wheighs nothing but lasts a lifetime that one person cant own, but two can share

"Lucy, in the sky, with diamonds"

Since a person uses about the same amount of energy walking 2 miles as they would running for 2 miles, would a person use more energy running for 10 minutes, walking for ten minutes, or the same amount of energy?

What has eyes but can't see?

i smell bad and im fat who am i

The many people that do it, spend money just to burn it, and it's bad for the earth and man-kind. What are we doing?