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Alive without breath, As cold as death, Never thirsty, Ever drinking, Clad in mail, Never clinking, Drowns on dry land, Thinks an island, Is a mountain, Thinks a fountain, Is a puff of air.

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A fish

There is a man named Fred who gets on a train so after the train starts going and fred looks out the window enjoying all the scenery then it gets dark so fred gets afraid then he shot himself. Why?

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fred was going home from chicago and fred was visiting chicago because he was blind and they had a cure for blindness so he got cured and he could see so he stayed there for a little bit getting used to it then he missed his flight so he went home by train when the train went under a tunnel he thought he couldn't see anymore so there was no point in living therefor he shot himself

The woman next to me on this rollercoaster won't stop screaming.

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Its like she's never seen a penis before.

I walk on four legs in the morning. Two legs in the afternoon. And three legs in the evening. Who am I?

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A person. Four legs in the morning is a baby the two legs in the afternoon are an adult and the three legs in the evening are a senior with a cane. This riddle is showing the steps of life

A person is on a plane with a Business guy. The buisness challenged him to a game. he told him if he asked the ordanary person a question he couldn't answer he would have to give him 5 dollars, and if the ordanary person ask the buisness guy a question that he couldnt answer then he would give him 50 dollars. if the buisness person had a laptop and could look up anything how did the ordanary guy get 50 dollars?

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the ordanary guy asked a question that didnt have an answer to it

I have keys that open no locks, I have space, but there is no room, You can enter, but you can't go in. What am I?

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A computer keyboard, or typewriter.

A man in his car was shoot, there are no bullet holes in the car, windows are up doors are locked how did the man get shoot.

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A convertable

With ten of us, there are three. But with three there are five. What are we?

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Letters

You was going the wrong way down a one way street, and the police saw you and didn't pull you over. Why didn't the police stop you?

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Because you was walking.

Black I am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired. When they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed. What am I?

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Alive without breath, As cold as death, Never thirsty, Ever drinking, Clad in mail, Never clinking, Drowns on dry land, Thinks an island, Is a mountain, Thinks a fountain, Is a puff of air.

There is a man named Fred who gets on a train so after the train starts going and fred looks out the window enjoying all the scenery then it gets dark so fred gets afraid then he shot himself. Why?

The woman next to me on this rollercoaster won't stop screaming.

I walk on four legs in the morning. Two legs in the afternoon. And three legs in the evening. Who am I?

I have keys that open no locks, I have space, but there is no room, You can enter, but you can't go in. What am I?

A man in his car was shoot, there are no bullet holes in the car, windows are up doors are locked how did the man get shoot.

With ten of us, there are three. But with three there are five. What are we?

You was going the wrong way down a one way street, and the police saw you and didn't pull you over. Why didn't the police stop you?

Black I am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired. When they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed. What am I?